miercuri, 23 iulie 2008

It's not enough to succeed, others must fail!

Toni Judet // 22nd place out of 7000 // World Poker Series Las Vegas 2008 [left, in the picture, shaking hand]


Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Steven Wright

"I know you're lying!" Dick Goodwin

"Bluffing. The word is bluffing." Charles van Doren

The best way to get a Royal Flush in a casino, is in the bathroom.

If after the first 20 minutes you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you.

P.S. Poker does rhyme with Joker, doesn't it? So, trust everyone, but always cut the cards.

marți, 22 iulie 2008

What? Not laughing yet? Just wait 'til I get to the punch line. It'll kill you! Hahahahahaha...